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(fiction) (spoof) (parody)
After unearthing an ancient Chinese crock, it is revealed that many centuries ago Benny Hinn was predestined to become the very powerful “Supreme Shinola (Kung Fu) Master”.
“Supreme Master Hinn” did not have to study for years with Shinola Monks in remote regions of China; but was endowed “supernaturally” with extraordinary powers of “Kung Fu”; much in the same way he was endowed with supernatural powers to heal and rake in millions of dollars as a healing ministry.
Why is Benny Hinn so blessed and prosperous? We dare not ask! Master Hinn could rip out our hearts and then heal us afterwards; also being able to repeat the same thing THOUSANDS of times…resulting in excruciating, never-ending agony!
Of course that is if the crock isn’t a total crock. Could it possibly have been a fake being sold next to “Maps to the homes of China’s Movie Stars”? We may never know! Watch the video and decide for yourself!
This is a spoof / parody … Benny Hinn does not have these powers in reality that we know of…jst a funny spoof / parody ..that’s all.
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