Five Stupid Things About John Hagee

(Yes, I know, there are two number fours. Pretend the second four is a five. And while you’re at it, pretend I’m not an idiot.)

He’s everyone’s favorite (least?) loud-mouth Texan televangelist, pastor of Cornerstone Church, tireless baiter of liberals and non-Christians, and generally unpleasant-seeming fellow — he’s John Hagee! Here are five (of the many, many) stupid things about him.